Wednesday 24 September 2014

My Mum

My mum is loving and caring mother. Firstly I think this because she makes my lunch every day. I think this is a very good thing because when I'm at my dads I have to make my lunch and it really irritates me. Secondly I think that my mum is nice because my mum lets me on my laptop as long as I like compared to my dad who says 1-2 hours a day. Third and finally I think my mum is really nice is because she is loving and caring if I hurt myself she will treat it and when ever I am sick she will care for me. In conclusion my mum is AWESOME!

Tuesday 23 September 2014

Rimu is the best syndicate at TIS.

Rimu is the best syndicate at TIS.

I think that Rimu is the best syndicate at TIS. Firstly, I think that Rimu is the best house because we learn with computers. None of the other houses in the school have an opportunity to do this type of thing.
Secondly, we have the best sporting people which make us able to win many sporting events. I know this because we have won many sporting events at TIS. Third and finally, our teachers are really nice and really help us with our learning. I know this because I have moved up many levels the last two years.

Thursday 18 September 2014

Election day rules

When is election day?
20-9-14
What hours can you vote on election day?
9:00-7:00


What date does this year’s election officially end?
4 October
Why is there a gap between election day and when the election ends?
to maybe count the votes or maybe so the big parties can join with other parties.
Summarise each of these rules for election day in your own words.


Hoardings
All the election signs must be removed by midnight 19 september
Sign-written vehicles
No advertising about the elections on your car.
Fixed signage on party headquarters and MP’s electorate offices
You can leave your normal politician signs on your office
Delivery of election material prohibited
You may not be allowed to send any flyers on the 20 September
Websites and social media
You may not post anything on election day but anything before or before you can keep.
Processions and demonstrations
You may not protest on election day.

Monday 15 September 2014

Policies

Investigate The Civilian Party. What are some of their policies?

Ice Cream
Establish a space program, and become the first nation in Australasia to send a man to the moon; not to explore it, just someone we don’t like.


You want to set up a political party in this coming election. How do you do that?

An acceptable party name (and any abbreviation).
Satisfactory evidence of at least 500 eligible members.
Statutory declarations from its party secretary concerning membership, intention to contest general elections and advising of any component parties.
Party membership rules showing what is required for current financial membership, and candidate selection rules which provide for the democratic involvement of members in the process.
An auditor (or person who has agreed to be auditor when the party is registered).
A party secretary with a postal address and contact details.
Either the secretary, or a sitting MP who is a current financial member of the party, to make the application.
$500 application fee.



Name your party.
Freedom 4 You


Create a policy for

HEALTH
All accidentel health issues are 50% cheaper

EDUCATION
School hours are from 9:00-1:30 or 9:30-2:00

DEFENCE
Any crime or offense will be instantly set to jail. E.G. swearing can be 5 days in jail at the least.

BUSINESS
All businesses are free to start but tax is 50% until 1 years from start then 20%

ELDERLY
Retirement homes are free

ENVIRONMENT
You will be sent to jail if you cut down a tree without permission

3 OTHER POLICIES OF YOUR CHOICE

All internet will be free and super fast.
All roads will be repaired but it costs 25c per day to drive and speeds will be increased.
You can drink from 10+ and all health issues from alcohol will be covered for free.

Thursday 4 September 2014

Diologe

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"Do you want to build a snowman?" said Tim.
"No you retard is 43°," replied Dom.
"If you are going to muck around why don't you make like bo peep and get the flock out of here!" yelled Commander Chickensower.
"Yes Sir" Tim and Dom.


Wednesday 3 September 2014

The Random Story About The Amazing Duck

Auggie was no ordinary kid. That is if you don't see his face because Auggie had mandibulofacial dysostosis. Mandibulofacial dysostosis is basically a facial issue which makes your face deformed. Auggie had many friends but people were still mean. Now first up let me explain who I am. I am a duck. Yes you heard me a duck.I am an invisible duck who floats around the world making sure people are safe. There are many of us around the world. Maybe just maybe one is watching you right now. Whenever one of our ducks find someone in serious trouble we change peoples minds to possibly help the person. Well one day I was watching Auggie with his friend Jack going home from school. Just after Jack headed home some guy called Julian snuck up and tried to beat up Auggie. At that very moment I teleported to Jack and made him go help Auggie. When Jack got there Julien was surprised that Jack came back because he saw him go into his house. Then out of no where a squid the size of a human came flying down from the sky and knocked out Julien.
“Yeah” said Jack and Auggie.
What the heck was that. Now if you haven't realised I changed super squid mind to go and cause more chaos. After that Auggie and Jack went home and they both told their family about the squid. Jack’s parents did not believe him but Auggie’s did, but only because Auggie brought home the human size squid home thinking he could cook it. Auggie’s mum was horrified when she saw the squid and fainted. Auggies sister cracked up with laughter and called her boy friend Justin to come and cook it up on the BBQ. When Justin got here he karate chopped the squid and it blasted off into space and they all lived happily ever after. (Except for Julien who was still knocked out).

The End

Quick Story

I have been in Turkey for 7 years. I came here to work so we could earn money. I am with my 9 year old son and my beautiful wife. We wanted to leave 2 years ago but lost our passports and can't get new ones for another 4 years. We looked everywhere trying to find our passports, but no luck. After a couple of years we had settled in here quite nicely but we thought someone might be following us. The person was 7 ft tall, green and had a dark brown monobrow. 
SHREK!!!
One day I was going to work and Shrek started to chase me. I didn't know what to do so I ran. But that big fat ugly ogre was to fast. Then I tripped up and Shrek came over and helped me up. 
"I only wanted to say HI!!!"

The End

Monday 1 September 2014

Quick Story

I have been searching and discovering on this planet 36728 years. I came here to find life. I am with my two space discoveries Tim and Dom. Tim is from South Africa and is 6 ft 7 tall. And Dom Scandinavian is 4 ft 5 tall. We are stuck on this planet because our spaceship (named Onion Weed) is broken. We decided to set off and walk, we left it 1824.7 hours behind us and we think it might be tens of thousands of miles away. We were looking for two things Platinum and Onion Weed. After 912.35 hours of walking we realised something was following us we then turned around and there he was...
SLENDER MAN!!!
We started to run but he was gaining speed fast, But then in a flash Tim tripped up and you could hear a deafening crunching noise. Tim was dead. But then with our surprise slenderman exploded and turned into Platinum, Onion Weed AND TIM!!! YAAAY!!!


THE END